09.10.2008 - 17.10.2008
My stupid Human and I had a heart to heart talk yesterday. I told it what I felt about it's silly secrecy ploys, and how stupid it was not to trust me with such information, as it is supposed to. It sat there looking slightly contrite, I was pleased to see, and did eventually mumble apologies to me. Satisfied at least slightly, I decided to check upon the rest of the idiot humans on-board.
Luckily the crew had no qualms with my wandering onto the bridge at regular intervals to check that all was in order, and happily, it seemed to be.
Some of them even seemed vaguely competent (by Human standards of course), which was pleasing to note.
Even more impressive was that the idiots working on the bowels also seemed semi-clever and there were no problems in the engine room either
...and with that I settled down to enjoy the voyage and the sea air, and more importantly, ignore my S.H.